The Rules- A Fast and Furious Piece

The Rules According to Mia and Poe

By Kamala

Fandom: The Fast and The Furious

Time: Several months after the movie.

Rating: PG for language.

Archive: Nope

Feedback: Blood always welcomed.

This is just a little fluff piece. I figured Dominic would have women coming in and out of his life after Letty’s departure. Poe is a college friend of Mia’s who moves in while Dom is in Baja. Poe helps with the bills and manages the garage. She stays after Dom comes back. Dom and her have a love hate relationship. She loves to do things that annoy him.

The speaker of the story is Mia unless otherwise noted.

On with the story:

INT. TORETTO LIVING ROOM

Where Mia and Poe are talking to Dom’s newest bed partner.

MIA

Okay, here are the rules, guidelines, whatever the fuck you want to call them.

Rule number 1: We’re Dom’s team not yours.

POE:

Translation- We follow his orders not yours.

MIA

Rule number 2: We’re not your gophers.
If you want something get it yourself.

POE

I don’t even bring Dom his coffee, so don’t

expect me to bring you yours.

MIA

Rule number 3: We’re not your housekeepers.
So pick up and clean up after yourself.

POE

Don’t make a mess of the bathroom or leave

stuff all over the counter either.

MIA

Rule number 4: We’re not chauffeurs.
If you need a ride call a cab.

POE

Or call Dominic.

MIA

Rule number 5: We‘re permanent you’re not. We were

here before you and will be here long after you.

POE

Remember you’re replaceable.

MIA

Rule number 6: We’re on Dom’s side not yours.
So don’t expect much support from us against him unless we

feel strongly about it.

POE

Unless of course it will annoy the hell out

of him and I ‘m in a mood. Then we might talk.

MIA

Rule number 7: Don’t get Dom mad

unless you can diffuse it.

POE

People who piss Dom off tend to end up hurt.

MIA

Turning to Poe

Except for you, for some reason.

POE

Looking at Mia

And You.

MIA

I’m his sister.

POE

Okay, I’m special.

Turning back to the woman

You are not.

MIA

And lastly

Rule number 8 HURT HIM AND WE WILL KILL YOU.

POE

Simple as that. If he is upset, we’re upset. Oh and stay out of our way

at the garage and store. You’re a fuck partner. We’re family.

MIA

Follow these rules and we’ll all be happy.

POE

One happy dysfunctional family.